Welcome to your new site.

Welcome to your new site! You can edit this page by clicking on the Edit link. For more information about customizing your site check out http://learn.wordpress.com/

Latest from the Blog

Lightly Battered Twats

First off, to all American readers, it is not pronounced so that it rhymes with not, I don’t know why you do this but it is wrong, we gave you a language, please use it correctly. When pronouncing the last word of the title of this piece, lean hard into the “at.” Secondly, any businessContinue reading “Lightly Battered Twats”

The Tale of the Taste

During my life the black dog has growled on numerous occasions. Sometimes it is a distant howl, other times it has my head locked in its jaws. As I write this a hear can feel its heavy breathe, however I don’t know how close it will get this time but in relative speaking terms, IContinue reading “The Tale of the Taste”

Get new content delivered directly to your inbox.

Create your website with WordPress.com
Get started