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Lightly Battered Twats

First off, to all American readers, it is not pronounced so that it rhymes with not, I don’t know why you do this but it is wrong, we gave you a language, please use it correctly. When pronouncing the last word of the title of this piece, lean hard into the “at.” Secondly, any businessContinue reading “Lightly Battered Twats”

The Tale of the Taste

During my life the black dog has growled on numerous occasions. Sometimes it is a distant howl, other times it has my head locked in its jaws. As I write this a hear can feel its heavy breathe, however I don’t know how close it will get this time but in relative speaking terms, IContinue reading “The Tale of the Taste”

All the Shakespearoes

On a rather serendipitous late night/early morning back on the 14th of March 2004, I managed to win a guitar on a US based eBay auction and then went to bed happy as Chris Benoit won the Heavyweight title in the main event at Wrestlemania 20. I’d been a fan of wrestling for some timeContinue reading “All the Shakespearoes”

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